Didn’t I Say To Make My Abilities Average In The Next Life?! Everyday Misadventures!

H- hi 👋🏽 everyone
I just wanted to say happy early birthday to everyone next Month is my birthday 🥳 and I would away get so excited when someone has the same birthday mother as me

my birthday 🎂 is on April 5th

I remember when I was going to turn 18 and I was graduating I was supposed to have a big party 🎊
But The whole Covid happened ( 2020) so I didn’t celebrate or had my big party 🎉

Everyone had to do online class I really hated it bc I missed my friends and best friend and I also miss my teacher we couldn’t go out it really hurt

(2021) it was okay I guess

( 2022) I’m going to be old lol 😂 but I’m still Young >< I missed my childhood a lot sometimes when I look at the mirror I still look the same but at the sometime I look different it’s like when you look at your picture when you were little and then you look at yourself now you’re like wow heh I don’t know if it’s a happy wow or I can’t believe this


If your birthday is next month on April you can comment below and say what day bc I would be so happy and excited

Ukraine War: The Donbas body collector who has lost count
Aleksey Yukov standing next to the white van, marked with a red cross
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Aleksey Yukov and his men recover dead bodies of Ukrainian and Russian soldiers killed in combat in the Donbas
Aleksey Yukov has lost count of the bodies he's recovered in the Donbas over the past five months. He says he thinks it's more than 300, but he can't be sure.

Aleksey and his men drive a refrigerated white van, marked with a red cross, to carry out their work. They often drive towards danger to collect the bodies and remains of dead Ukrainian and Russian troops and civilians.

"We work with no days off. Constantly. We drive, we investigate, we transport, we search, all the time," he says.

It's grim work too - digging up the decomposing bodies of Russian soldiers buried in shallow trenches, or gathering their remains from burnt out armoured vehicles.

According to the United Nations, more than 5,000 Ukrainian civilians have been killed since Russia invaded in February.

There are no official figures for how many Ukrainian troops have died. But one adviser to President Zelensky told the BBC last month that between 100-200 Ukrainian soldiers were being killed every day. On average it's at the lower end of that scale.


Aleksey says that figure sounds realistic to him. But he believes the Russians are losing three times that number.

One Ukrainian soldier we spoke to, who had fought in Severodonetsk, described Russian tactics as similar to the First World War - with waves of their infantry running into a hail of bullets.

Smoke rising near homes in Donbas
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Smoke rises near homes in the eastern Donbas region, where Russia has targeted its ground offensive
Who does Aleksey think is winning the war? "It's not about who is winning," he says. "It's about who's right. They [Russia] came here and that was unforgivable".

Every Ukrainian soldier we spoke to said they still believed they could win. Even in units that had suffered combat casualties of more than half of the troops.

But it's taking its toll on the living as well as the dead. Aleksey hasn't seen his one-year-old daughter for months.

"This war has ruined the life you had and the one you've been building," he says.


He adds that at the end of the day it all catches up: "That feeling when you are empty inside. The unfillable void".

Why Russia wants to seize Ukraine's eastern Donbas
Death comes quickly in the Donbas. Russian shells take mere seconds to land, and they're being used in industrial quantities. On average Russia is firing 20,000 artillery shells a day. Ukraine is able to respond with just 6,000.

There's no respite from the sound of heavy shelling at a military medical station we visit. The chief medical officer - who only wants to be known as Dr Anatoliy for his own safety - describes the situation on the frontline as "fragile".

He shows us photographs of a badly damaged military ambulance - riddled with bullet holes and torn to shreds by shrapnel. Dr Anatoliy says the red cross painted on their vehicles mean nothing to Russians. Two more ambulances are waiting outside the building under camouflage nets - ready to go to pick up the injured.

Tina packing a military bag inside an ambulance
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Before volunteering to join the army Tina worked at a children's hospital
We meet Tina and Polina, two front line medics.

Tina used to work at a children's hospital before she volunteered to join the army. She wipes away tears as she talks about the family she's now missing.


"The pain goes away, because you have a task: to get a person to a hospital alive" she says. I ask if she's scared. "Of course it's scary. When a shell lands nearby, everything shrinks inside you".

For every soldier killed many more are injured. Tina says she's not allowed to give numbers but adds "there are casualties almost every day, and not just one. Sometimes many, sometimes a lot".

Polina standing near a vehicle
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Twenty-one-year-old Polina says she exercises and listens to music to keep some sense of normality
Polina is just 21. The war's already cast a big shadow over her short life.

Her father and uncle are now prisoners in Russian-occupied Ukraine. She says she's trying her best not to let it get her down. She exercises and listens to music whenever she can - just to keep some sense of normality.

But Polina admits it's hard not to feel gloomy and depressed: "Apart from the bullets flying over your head, wounded people - and those wounded are often my friends and buddies - if you're taking it to heart it's going to be tough".

It's the troops she treats who give her hope.

"The guys who are injured and exhausted don't even want to go to hospital sometimes. They say I'm not going to leave my mates, we're holding the line together".

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My life when i came to school😂

Fall 2019 Upcoming must watch / check out shows:

New SEASOOOONS:

Boku no Hero Academia 4th Season - Oct 12
For those who watched bnha, it’s 4th season is almost here.

Sword Art Online: Alicization - season 2 Oct 13
Sword art online s2. yup it’s back. I have mixed feelings about this anime.

Shokugeki no Souma: Shin no Sara (Food wars 4th Season) - Oct 12
FINALLY. Benn waiting for this for AGES

Nanatsu no Taizai: Kamigami no Gekirin (7 Deadly sins season..2?) - Oct 9
Now this could be epic or shit.

Psycho-Pass 3 - Oct 25
I haven’t watched the previous seasons of this lmao so idk

Fate (ANOTHER FATE..well is this the 140th one now?) - Sep 29 (oh it’s already here)
Another fate..wooo..don’t care.

Bokutachi wa Benkyou ga Denkanai 2 - Oct 6
Harem anime season 2. yes. Idk why but japanese people obsess over this.

Chihayafuru 3 (3rd season) - Oct 23
Idk

Grandblue Fantasy Season 2 - Oct 5 (today)
Eh. Don’t care tbh.

High School Girl 2 - Oct 26
Um..what ze frick is this

Kono Oto Tomare! 2nd Season - Oct 6
OH YES PLEASE the music is very epic.

Fairy Gone 2nd season - oct 7
The first season was crep. eh.

NEW ANIME:

Shinchou Yuusha: Kono Yuusha ga Ore Tueee Kuse ni SHinchou Sugiru (Basically Cautious Hero) - Every Wendsday
This is a really good one. I watched the first ep and it looks like it’s going to be great. Isekai 1

Assassins Pride - Oct 10
I have no clue, but it has 40k members on myanimelist so maybe worth checking it out?
Idk lmao

Ore wo Suki wa Omae dake ka yo - Every Thursday
The first episode was fairly ok, it’s not for everyone because it’s kind of a generic harem
Actually I was going to instantly drop this because I hated the first 7 minutes, then right as I was dropping
it it just turned the tables by making the mc change his mood in a way that I haven’t seen before.
Check it out you might like it.

Azur Lane - Every Thursday (again)
It has action, military and historical tags.
Idk it looks wierd..meh.
The trailer didn’t tell shit tho

No Guns Life - Oct 11
Imma just say THIS TITLE REMINDED ME OF NO GAME NO LIFE AND HOW IT DOESN’T STILL HAVE A 2ND SEASON AGH
So sad.

Choujin Koukousei-tachi wa Isekai demo Yoyuu de Ikinuku you desu! (Hgih School Prodigies..) - Every Thursday
It looks nice..(it has great fan service too)
Worth checking out.
I don’t expect a whole lot but it’s interesting
Also, Isekai 2

Beastars - Oct 10
Furry

Hataage! Kemono Michi - Every Wendsday
Furry, but in a good way. Seriously this looks amazing lmao check it out I love it.
Isekai 3 lmao

Ahiru no Sora - Every Wendsday
Woo sports..don’t caree next

Babylon - Oct 7
Oh I went to Babylon the beach.
This looks good? Wait this is epic.
IT has a thriller tag so..iz a thriller / investigative thing
The trailer looks gret
Yeet

Honzuki no gekokujou: bla bla bla long name - Every Thursday
This looks bad. just no

Pet - Oct ??
It’s not about furries. The cover looks nice lmao

Watashi, Nouryoku wa Heikinchi de tte Itta yo ne! - Oct 7
Looks generic and bad. I’ll just pass this

Houkago Saikoro Club - Every Thursday
I’ll pass this aswell.

Hoshiai no Sora - Oct 11
Sora The teen adolescence story revolves around the coming-of-age of boys in a junior high school's soft tennis club, which is on the verge of shutting down. Touma Shinjou asks Maki Katsuragi to join the team for his vaunted abilities, and mentions a summer competition. Katsuragi asks for money in return for joining the team.
Yeah so um ok very epic copy paste by me

Keishichou Tokumubu Tokushu Kyouakuhan Taisakushitsu Dainanaka: Tokunana (muhaha y’all gotta write this name like I did which was hard af (I hope u can’t copy in this app so u got to write this all again(Idk if this is the case but ok))) - Oct 6
Looks..Isekai? 7 episodes? Wat Idk

Chuubyou gekihatsu Boy - Friday
No..I’ll watch just one more ep but Imma drop this one chief

XL Joushi - Is this a hentai?
The cover looks like it
-Oct 7

There are some more but I don’t have the time to write these anime, and all of them look shit so go to myanimelist if y’all wanna check them out.
This took centuries to write wtf

Body Rub Expectations For New Clients
Since you slept funny the night before, you woke up with a tight and painful neck. Perhaps your back aches because you spent the weekend bending over a garden. You have so much work-related stress that you can not unwind or go to sleep. A trusted friend advised you to treat yourself to a therapeutic body rub to help alleviate the discomfort. It seemed like a fantastic idea, but you had never gone to a body rub therapist. You feel some apprehension since you just do not know what to anticipate.

You have already made the first (correct) move toward bettering your health and well-being by reading this. There are several advantages of body rubs. How, however, does it function? What truly occurs in a therapist's office?

What are these many forms? All I want is a Pheonix body rub.

A body rub therapist's office will have you fill out some paperwork before you get started on your relaxing session. A client intake form, a health history form, and an informed consent form are all part of these documents.

The Client Intake Form- This form will give your therapist some vital information about you. It will help the therapist understand what you are struggling with (ie: back pain, stiff neck, leg pain, etc.). If you are currently seeing a doctor for any condition that might affect how you respond to the body rub, please let them know. In addition, it lets the therapist know whether you have ever had a before.

The Health History Form- Why do I need to provide details about my medical history? For the benefit of both you and the body rub therapist, please fill out this form thoroughly. The client's medical history is reviewed, and the therapist is made aware of any conditions that may need them to avoid specific body rub methods or those that are contraindicated due to the client's condition (should not be used).

The Informed Consent- This form is more of a legal form than anything else. This is for both your and the therapist's safety. The client expresses their consent to get a body rub in writing.

So, now that the paperwork is completed, what happens next?

You will be escorted to the rub room by your therapist. You and your masseuse will do a brief conversation before the body rub to go over any concerns you have and your medical history. The average length of this interview is 5-10 minutes. At this point, you and your therapist will begin to develop a working relationship. What you want to gain from the body rub will be a topic of conversation. Your health history, if there is information that will decide the body rub methods used during the session. Feel free to ask your therapist whatever you would like. Following the conclusion of the interview, the masseuse will leave the room so you may undress in privacy.

Undressed? What if I do not want to undress completely?

To get the most out of a body rub, you should undress completely. However, feel free to undress as much as you want. A definition, please. You are free to keep part or all of your clothing on if you feel awkward taking them off completely. The body rub therapist will work around anything you want to keep on. Consider that it will put constraints on the therapist in terms of the methods they may use. If you do, it may alter the effectiveness of the body rub as a whole.

But if I take off my clothes, he will see me in my nude glory!

Undoubtedly, he will not do it. A licensed body rub therapist must drape you according to industry standards and their code of conduct. If you say "draping," what do you mean? Draping is a method wherein you utilize the tablecloth to cover your body at all times, including your privates. When you are being draped, there are certain methods employed to make sure you do not get any skin showing. You may use a tablecloth, a sheet, a pillowcase, or a towel to do this.

How Does Draping Work?

A complete set of linens will be spread out on the body rub table for your comfort. You need two sheets—one to sleep on and one to cover oneself with. In preparation for the therapist's departure, you will remove all clothing. You will undress and go to the body rub table under the covers. Your therapist should provide you with sufficient time for this. At your invitation, he or she will knock on the door and await a response. The therapist will come in when you are ready.

Your therapist will return to the room and provide cushions and bolsters for you to use throughout the therapy. The therapist will readjust the head and neck support and ask if there is anything more you need.

Your body rub therapist will remove the top sheet to focus on certain areas throughout the session. A definition, please. When the therapist has to access your back for therapy, they will draw back the sheet. After the procedure is finished, your back will be re-clothed. Next, your therapist will focus on a different part of your body. Unclothed muscles (such as those in the buttocks, legs, or arms) may be worked on and recovered. The body rub will continue in this manner for the duration.

What do I do if I want my back d instead of my stomach?

Your practitioner will assist you with flipping over on the table. Fortunately, the method for doing so is straightforward. The therapist will "pin" the top sheet to the side of the table using his legs. Then he will drape the other end of the sheet over you. Slightly raising the sheet to create a "tent." You may safely turn over in this space without worrying about exposing yourself.

I would want to have my stomach d since I am a woman. To what end will this be accomplished without my breasts being exposed?

For this purpose, the therapist will make use of any spare linens. Your breasts will be covered by the sheet and the pillow case will be put on top of the sheet. Following this, the sheet will be slipped out from beneath the pillow cover. You may sleep with the pillowcase on, concealing your chest. The patient's stomach is exposed by pulling the covering lower. Once the painting is done on the body, the sheet is put back where it came from. This time, it will go on top of the pillow cover. The sheet will be flipped over to reveal the pillow cover.

Still, I do not get it that I have to undress to the waist.

There is a lot of complexity going on in your body and the muscles that regulate all of your body's movement. That ancient song about your bones, do you still remember it? "The bone in my foot is connected to the bone in my toe. The bone in my foot is joined to the one in my leg. The bone in my thigh is joined to the one in my leg." You may be hearing the tune from your past right now. During a , the therapist works with your body's softer tissues, such as your muscles. Muscle might stand in for "bone" in that ancient tune. Although the actual anatomy of your muscles is a bit more intricate than the song suggests, you can at least acquire a mental idea of how they are interconnected.

I will explain why body rubs are more beneficial when received naked by referencing low back discomfort, the most prevalent complaint. The upper border of your pelvic girdle is linked to the majority of your back's muscles. The upper part of your pelvic girdle is likewise linked to the gluteal muscles. Your gluteal muscles, on the other hand, stretch from your pelvic girdle down to your thighs. To put it another way, if your "gluts" are tight, they are putting pressure on the upper part of your pelvic girdle. This, in turn, is straining the muscles in your lower back. Your lower back hurts right now. Not the "cause" but rather the effect of your suffering.

A body rub therapist may need to focus on the gluteal muscles to alleviate low back discomfort. Performing this task while clothed is possible, but the therapist is restricted in the kind of strategies they may utilize. It is not as comprehensive, and it will take longer (more sessions with the therapist) to see improvement. Your therapist will have more options to work with you if you undress entirely. Producing better outcomes in less time.

Communicate With Your Therapist

Communication between the therapist and client is essential in all facets of treatment. The draping of their curtains is a major issue for most of their customers. It is okay to ask your therapist about draping. Your therapist cares deeply about your well-being and will make every effort to ensure you feel at ease and comprehend everything being said